"Is it possible that you are so addled that you have come up with some nonsense excuse just so that you could talk to me?"

Pause

"Well..I mean, is it possible..I guess, I mean, I suppose you could say.."

"I don't believe you! You know the thing with guys like you?"

"What's the thing with guys like me?"

"You like being 'hit over the head.'"

"I don't know what that means."

"This is the part that you like. This. The chase. Not anything else, this is the fun part for you."

"That's not true."

"It is. And if this thing was five minutes longer than you wanted, you'd run for the hills."

"That's not true."